I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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