Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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