Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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