My girlfriend figured out who you are.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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