He is an equal opportunity slut.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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