i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
that is very illegal...i love you.
I know her cup size but not her name....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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