my vag is so smooth its legendary
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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