well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Are we still banned from the library?
He better not be in your backpack
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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