I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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