i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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