Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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