It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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