i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Buhtt sex?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
