kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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