I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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