How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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