you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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