and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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