I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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