ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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