She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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