dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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