? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
