he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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