It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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