Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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