i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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