there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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