For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
