you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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