walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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