It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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