Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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