do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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