even my farts smell like vagina
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
lets start a swedish sibling band together
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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