And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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