ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Are we still banned from the library?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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