: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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