Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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