Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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