I accidentally had phone sex last night
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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