What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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