FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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