grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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