I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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