Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
nutella sex= disaster
His hands were made for my vagina.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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