Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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