Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
is this the sara with the beer cane?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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