are you still at the devil's house?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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