at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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