This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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