could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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