apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My life is pants optional.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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