So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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