Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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