The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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